This particular post is only for True Telugu speakers..guys/gals who are challenged with speaking/understanding Telugu wouldn’t enjoy this post.

Inka nenu Bengaluru ki shift ayina sangati Obama and Osama(KeerthiSeshulu) ki thapaa andariki telusu anna sangati naaku telusu..ainani teliyani vaalaki teliyabarichedi emanaga nenu Chennai ki raajinama chesi Bengaluru ki vachi poodisthini..Ippudu Bengaluru lone vudhyogam sesthunna..

Bengaluru ki vachina kottalo evarini choosina Kannada cinema rape scene villain la kanipichevaaru..maatalu vinte avi arthamainattuntundi kaani arthamavvavu…inka artham kaani arthamayinattu musi musi navvulu navi manage chesevaani.. evaraina edaina adigite… Saakalanukunte Saaku,Bekalanukunte Beku vanti complicated sentences vadi escape ayye vaanni..

First day office ki tallantu snaanam chesi, kotta VIP frenchie baniyan and Formals veskoni velladam tarataraalu ga vache mana anavaayiti kada.. anduke ani ready cheskunna.. Ee lopu evaro bell kodite door open chesa…okka young looking old lady with chimpiri jhuttu and pan parag pallhu vesoni Red carpet meeda Angela Julie nilbadinattu, maa inti door mat meeda nilabadindi..

Maa room mate cheppintaruvata telisindi aavida dhobi ani..inka accha telugu lo(I mean maa Nellore yaasa lo) cheppalante Chaakalaami ani..

Ee lopu naa room mate edo Kannada lo annaadu..daaniki mana Chaakals ila sambhodisthu undi…

Chaakals : Bhatta Kudu sir..!

Vaadu vinipichukole, nenu kooda vinale…

Chaakals : Bhatta Kudu sir..!

Aame palikina vaakhyam vini.. ekkado college days lo vaadina voota padam lagunde ani concentrate chesi come again ani gettinga chaakals ni anna..

Chaakals : Bhatta Kudu sir..!

As I’m being a guy who came from a sub-continent called Nellore and speak Telugu, I got startled..

Me speaking to Room Mate : Orey siggu lenoda..aame anta pedda maata anna kooda nuvvu siggulekunda inka aame vaipu choostaventra..shame shame, puppy shame..!

My roomie started explaining about that sentence..

Roomie : Mama Bhatta means the same Bhatta we use in Telugu, which means cloths or Bhattalu..

Now here’s the tricky part.. Kudu means not the one which you think about(you naughty boy!).. it is called as ivvandi..givvandi..!! make sense???

Me: Edo koddiga..!!

Ilaantivi naaku chaala jarigiayi lendi..even in Chennai where I got whacked when I used the words Poolu and Kundi..thinking they were common Telugu cum Tamil words.. and the funniest part with Tamilians is they can’t pronounce the sounds ‘HA’ and ‘PA’.. they replace it with ‘GA’ and ‘BA’ respectively…

They pronounce MaHEsh as MaGAysh..( nenu manasulo ila anukunte, mee Gays entra baabu…!)

NeHRu as NeGUru..(Naa Guru.. Nee Guru entra iguru mohamodaa..)

Padma as Bathma..(Bathma entra Badmaash nayalaa)..

So deeni bhatti arthamaina neethentante.. not only Russel Peters can manipulate and make fun of the languages and accent..KK also can do a little of it.. kikikiki..!!

Seat# 43 which was my seat on that day, doesn’t have a push back facility to it., aa nagna sathyaani telusukonna rendu kshaanaalalone elli bus service vaala office lo adiga…

Me: Baasu, seat#43 ki push back ledu..!?

Bus Office Staff: Saar, aa seat ki push back undadu saar!

Me: Aa seat em karma chesindani, daaniki push back ledu…?

Bus office Staff: Em karma chesindo telusukovaalante meeru Sweden vellaali saar!

Me: Why..?? Why..?? Why..?

Bus office Staff: RTC bus ekki ki Sweden ki okka ticket teeskoni Volvo headquarters ki velli adagandi vaalu cheptaaru seat#43 ki push back enduku pettaledo…

Sweden ellenta scene ledani telisi. Vangi Vangani seat lo veepu vanchukoni ala koorchoni old telugu paatalu vintu koorchunna….!!!

Ee lopu bleed blue antu Reynolds pen tip la red ink color lo okka pilla bus ekkindi, ekkinappatinunchi aa pilla driver seat thappa migata seat la vaipu choostu edo vetukutu unnindi. Naa seat lo vachi vetukutundo ani Hutch kukka la eduruchoosa..kaani raaledu..ika neerasha toh malli aa old paatalani vinadam modalupettenu..

Excuse-Me ani okka gontu vinipichindi(Ikkada note cheskovaalsina point: Adi Aada gontu)..evaraa ani kallu terichi chooste..the same old red ink color pilla.

Me: Yes, What can I do for you?

Pilla: If you don’t mind meeru mee window seat ni naaku ivvagalugutaara??

Me: Naa Seat aa..?Chee Paadu, meeru mareenu..!(smug)

Pilla: I mean meeru koorchunna seat andi..

Me: Ee seat ki Push back sadupaayam ledu, meeku parvaleda??

Pilla: Its ok! No Problem for me(okka chinna navvuto…)

Aa maata ki, venaka okka gontu vinipichindi… Koncham maa thaatagaaru vodka taagi sari-ga-me paadite ela untundo ala unnindi..and that gontu told…

Laddu tintaava naayana!

After the background gontu…

Me: Mari nenu ekkada koorchunedi??

Pilla: Naa Pakkana seat lo meeru koorchoni..(Koncham siggu padutu)

Malli Ade gontu vinipichindi, kaani ee saari ila andi .. probably this time it would be tequila

Inko Laddu tintaava naayana!

Ika aaroju naa sudi,vattrasudi ga maari night praayanam saaphee ga jarindi..

deeni bhatti arthamaina neeti entante. Volvo bus lo elleppudu seat#43 ni book cheskokoodadu, ala book cheskunte seat#42 lo ammai undettu cheskundi and exchange cheskondi(seat la ni)…!!

Year 2010 will be the year which didn’t have much remarkable things in my life, infact I lost quite a few in 2010. It started off with a high note, but later on it seemed that it has become sluggish and ended up bizarrely.

Year 2011 might bring up some colors in my life and would be more than happy to say that 2011 has given me enormous amount of joy and righteous things

I do have few things which I would like to implement it in the year of 2011. Some of them are..

1) Craziness would sound like a simple adjective(correct me if I’m wrong) in the English dictionary, but it played a crucial part to make me suffer in a big deal. In fact at an occasion my project manager advised me to have focus in whatever I do, no more craziness and kidding around the bush. Not only my manager even one of my best buddy as well. So I have decided to be clear in what ever I do and KK is no more crazy.

2) This one is most important of all. It has been almost 2 years since I’ve started earning. But I do not have a single count which would be called as “Savings” in my account. So have to strive hard and possibly save each penny from my pocket.

3) I believe you guys know that I love singing and also would sing not too bad. Need to find some free time in my calender and renew my singing instinct.

4) I’ve been trying to finish my CCNA certification since 2009. But never ever took an effort regarding that. First thing in my mind is to put some efforts for that.

5) Guitar is my favorite musical instrument. I love playing guitar, this year I would put a tick mark to it and start learning guitar.

These are the 5 things which are running in my mind at the moment. I would be more than pleased if I could accomplish each and every thing which I mentioned here.

Once again I wish a blissful year ahead to one and all.

Cheers!

Ala aa kramam lo maa Janaks ade ma tandri gaaru Mumbai nunchi Chennai vacheru..Janaks ni receive cheskodaaniki Chennai Central ki bike lo velli akkada unna Parking lot lopala doora..Appudu arthamaindi Adi Parking lot la kanipiche Practical smaasanam ani. Etu choosina chetlu chemalu,dummu dooli,maroka vaipu bike lu okkadaani paina okkati English grammar lo vache Interjection la kanipichaayi. Sare bike bayata pedatam ani chooste, Free Insurance Policy la Police lu ekkadapadite akkada walkie talkie toh walking cheskuntu pura vaasulanu washing chestu kanipichaaru..Ika vere dikku leka Rendu bike la sangama sandu lo naa bujji konda bike ni park chesi platform vaipu vellanu..

Though I was physically present in Platform my heart was flying near the parking lot. Korika teerani Korivi Deyyam la Parking lot chootu naa manassu maya bazar cinema lo ANR vesina baanam la tirugtu vunnindi..ade alochana toh Flight no.9W-2749-Jet Konnect enno number platform lo vastundandi ani Inquiry lo adigithe, Pizza lo Panasakai Pappu veskoni tinnatu moham pettedu Inquiry lo suit veskunna adhikaari..Appudu arthamaindi nenu Railway Station lo unna Airport lo kaadani.

Ika Train nunchi digina marukshanam Sivaranjani raagam lo maa Janaks “Enduku helmet veskokunda vachavu”. “Medaki aa heat phones enti, bike tolutu paatalu vintunnava? Enni saarlu chepaali ra neeku, nuvvu assalu maravau”. Inni thittulu thitteka telisindi nannu thitterani, endukante ne na pata ni pause cheyale kabhatti.

Ika ventane naanna ni receive cheskoni neruga Paring lot vaipu Kudita taagina Barre la, Gaddi tinna Gurram la parigettadam modalupetta. Ika Parking lot lo rendu bike la madya na bike naligi unna drushyaanni choosesariki adedo idiom gurthochindi.. For a moment my heart was in my mouth!

Sri Sri gaari kavithvam laaga. Mundu Bandi,Venaka Bandi, Kudi edamula Bandi Bandi..Ika naa bike tiyalante impossible anipichindi. Melliga pakkana unna bike lani jaripi naa bike bayataki teeskoni vachelopu it 30mins to me. Bayataki ragane maa naana deenamga “Bus ekkunte, ee lopu ne intiki velli bojanam kooda chesi vundevaanni” ani chepi selavu teeskunnadu.

Deeni bhati arthamaina neetentane, Chennai Central Railway station lo Bike Parking lot lo maatram Bike ni Park cheyakoodadani!

I believe I was a good writer in the past, but these days I feel like I lost that instinct or interest. I don’t know why I feel ambiguous these days. I have everything but I feel like I miss something, but wonder what that something is? Even though I’m happy and content I feel they are artificial.

Whenever I login, I try to write something in my blog but didn’t quite get any topics or content to write in. I keep searching for that and shut off my mind and the computer and will leave my blog..this is what is happening from quite some days.

Also I feel like I lost my sense of humor(Which I had some percent of it) and creative thinking.

I don’t have any such thing to blame apart from IT industry, wonder which has made me like a machine.

The other day when i was seriously working in office regarding an issue in client’s side..i heard these sentences…

” So, how many of them are there in yellow jacket…”

” First off all tell me what is there in White jacket…”

” So, you have trouble removing white jacket,isn’t it? “

Blah…blah..blah..

Our Manager who was having a walk on the floor along with the VP were attracted by this conversation of Vignesh with Patricia from Springfield Pepsi(our client)…

Then came the whole floor and started evedropping their conversation…and having a sound laugh,shouting and enjoying all around..but Vignesh was not distracted by these guys, he stood up with his focus on the call and on Patrica(May be Patricia’s yellow and white Jackets) and didn’t stop probing the questions to her…

At one point of time their conversation was getting too spicy and Vignesh with a great joy and full enthu started saying…

“Yea, Patricia i got a way to get into your Jacket..if i’m not wrong you wish to remove your Yellow Jacket..”

This made me to turn around Vignesh’s bay and check what exactly is going around with Patricia and Vignesh…

The story behind is Patricia is a Network admin of that particular company and the envirnment has two domains…One is White Jacket and the other one is Yellow Jacket…each domain has hundred computers…and Patricia needs some assistance with the workstations under Yellow Jacket and want to Remove the domain called White Jacket…and Patricia is the Domain Admin…

Me too had a good laugh and had full coverage of their conversation and that would be surely one of the cherisable moments i would say…and i really appreciate Patricia for not being so rude for Vignesh’s questions…

I was busy for just an hour…then after i complety lost my way..and finally something reminded me that i have a space to express myself…so came here and puking out which is in my mind

Idle man’s mind is KK’s workshop ani peddalu oorke cheppale…

I still remember the last day of the college and the last minute in my college when Praveena came near me and literally wept that our gang is gonna break up..

And the same day i started my journey toward the next episode of my life,landed in Chennai and stepped in Bava’s house,bava gave me enormous amount of support in finding a job for me and supported in whole-lot of things in my life. I should find a word beyond saying “Thanks” to him. So the hero of this post is not me,it is obviously my Bava

I learned lot of things in this span of one year. I have sculptured myself alot…and still i believe this is my learning curve and have to learn alot..Way to go mate!

I came up with a song in this post..Peppy number with simple lyrics yet it has a great feel and impact on the listeners.. The song which i’m speaking about is from Chiru’s Jai Chiranjeeva…and it is “Thillana” song..The visuals of this song seems very usual and cheeky kinda song but the lyrics are tricky..especially i love the stanza which starts with “Kalla Kappatam Leni”

And here’s the other one…before speaking anything i should appreciate Amit Triwedi..what a music and lyrics he has given for this track..man! you gotta watch it! “Nayan Tarse” is my all time favorite…

This is it for now..and i’ll shortly turn up with some other interesting stuffs on my blog..!

Post title choosi.. Baba cinema lo Rajini Kanth paata post chestunna ani anukunnaremo..aa paataki,naaku anta cinema ledu..ee post vere vishayam anamaata

Intaki Vishayam enti ante..ee taram yuvata moju padi vyaamoham lo padda konni vishayala gurinchi..

High School Chadive prati Pillavadi/Pilla yokka ekaika korika 10th class pass avvali ani..pass avvadam ani korukovatam lo thappu ledu…sare pote poni first class ravali ani korukovatam kooda thappu ledu u know..but..but..basic error ekkada create avtundi ante..naaku 599.5/600 raavali ani korukuntaaru..ikkada naaku okka chinna doubt vachindi..aa 0.5 marks vaalani em chesindi..em adi Sankranthi Discount kida Masthaaru ki isthaara…??ee 599.5 marks kosam veelhu,veelathopaatu veela teachers/masthars chese krushi abbabba
choostene kanta neeru kaadu..panneeru kaarchina pedda vishayam kaadu..

Sare aa 599.5 cache lo petti oo side pedathaam..anta kante burning splinter lo koorchunna anubhute meeku teliyaalante meeru andaru Chandra Vikas Public School vaari Pasupu rangu school bus ekkalsinde..ekkithe emavutundi meeru school ki veltaaru velte 6th class pillalu tie toh mukku tuduchukuntu mari IIT chadive prakriya meeru choodalsinde..katakata..(a+b)^2 formula kooda teliyani vayasulo vaala cheta IIT maths cheipicha ganatha mana prajalade..inka nenu ee vishayam pai ekkuva maatlada dalachukole..malli Ee Pedollu inte ane topic ki redirect avtundi loop..

10th class aipotundi..ika default ga Narayana Junior College lo M.P.C thappa vere branch teeskokoodadu ani RajaRajeshwari devataki mokkukoni mari shapatam teeskuntaaru..inkoncham chadive pillalu ante kallhu mooskoni Bi.P.C teeskuntaru..egurukuntu..ika aa tarvaata aa rubbudu(grinding) karyakramam malli modalu..aa effort anta Vinayaka Pindi Millu ani shop petti KG biyyaniki 1re,Mirapakayi ki 3re,Kumkudikaay ki 5re, ani board pedite picha business..life settle ante..

Ika aa tarvata vasthune vasthundi oo kaala raakshashi..daani pere EAMCET..daanakka(sorry emotion thattukolekunna)..okka roju exam rayataniki pillalu chese hadavudi..ayo..hill station lo college vethukoni mari cheri..akkada oo chair with study pad petthukoni..left hand side lo Flask ninda Kaapi,right hand side lo juggu ninda neelu veelaite Malayala Bhagavathi Choornam for memory plus veetitoh vaalhu chese hungaama chooste…asalu veelu batakadaaniki puttera,chadavataaniki puttera ani naake doubt vasthundi..

Ika EAMCET raasi counseling ane prakriya kaanichi Gorrelu vale Engineering College cheri malli ikkada Rubbudu kharykramam shuru..ika ikkada modalu avutundi..ade campus interview lu..enta pedda tukada company aina sare..HR lu aadavaalu,manchi cut out,kondanta ettu unna chepulu,naalugu English maatalu..ivi chaalada..mana pillalu IT company meeda moju padataaniki..

Vaalu ila anukuntaaru,manasulo..,” Mama,manamu Ee company lo select aite chaalu ra..Masth Ammay lu,lovely environment,manchi jeetam,less work more fun.. ” But vaalaki mundu unna sankatha sthiti teliyadu kada..

Ika Vudhyogam lo cherutaaru..munduga Induction ani okka session pedutaaru..company lo..aa PPT choosi “Aha,Oho..what a company,what a work atmosphere,mama manam manchi place lone vachi cheram ra..ee jeevitaaniki idi chaalu ani anukuntaaru…”

Ika Induction chivara feedback form lo..” This Part of my life is called Pursuit of Happiness..” ani rayatam kooda jarugutundi sumi..

Ika Training,masth porilu(trainer toh saha),free bojanam,kaape,tiffin,snacks etc.,etc., ivi choosi malli ” Mama mana life ekk dhum settle..”

Training tarvata ” Go Live” first day work with formals neatly tucked in and ID card with access card,hair style with styling gel..

Aa tarvata jarige vishaada gaada tarvaata post lo charchidaam..ee lopu meerelli pepsi and pop corn tini randi..