Naa previous post in this blog utter flop ayina deggara nunchi asalu tindi tinadam maanesa..nidra povadam maanesa..Manasa ane peru pettukunna ammayini choodatam kooda Maanesa..Inni Maanesina nannu, ee blog maanesthundemo anna bhayam tho tirigi vacha..! 
This particular post is only for True Telugu speakers..guys/gals who are challenged with speaking/understanding Telugu wouldn’t enjoy this post.
Inka nenu Bengaluru ki shift ayina sangati Obama and Osama(KeerthiSeshulu) ki thapaa andariki telusu anna sangati naaku telusu..ainani teliyani vaalaki teliyabarichedi emanaga nenu Chennai ki raajinama chesi Bengaluru ki vachi poodisthini..Ippudu Bengaluru lone vudhyogam sesthunna..
Bengaluru ki vachina kottalo evarini choosina Kannada cinema rape scene villain la kanipichevaaru..maatalu vinte avi arthamainattuntundi kaani arthamavvavu…inka artham kaani arthamayinattu musi musi navvulu navi manage chesevaani.. evaraina edaina adigite… Saakalanukunte Saaku,Bekalanukunte Beku vanti complicated sentences vadi escape ayye vaanni..
First day office ki tallantu snaanam chesi, kotta VIP frenchie baniyan and Formals veskoni velladam tarataraalu ga vache mana anavaayiti kada.. anduke ani ready cheskunna.. Ee lopu evaro bell kodite door open chesa…okka young looking old lady with chimpiri jhuttu and pan parag pallhu vesoni Red carpet meeda Angela Julie nilbadinattu, maa inti door mat meeda nilabadindi..
Maa room mate cheppintaruvata telisindi aavida dhobi ani..inka accha telugu lo(I mean maa Nellore yaasa lo) cheppalante Chaakalaami ani..
Ee lopu naa room mate edo Kannada lo annaadu..daaniki mana Chaakals ila sambhodisthu undi…
Chaakals : Bhatta Kudu sir..!
Vaadu vinipichukole, nenu kooda vinale…
Chaakals : Bhatta Kudu sir..!
Aame palikina vaakhyam vini.. ekkado college days lo vaadina voota padam lagunde ani concentrate chesi come again ani gettinga chaakals ni anna..
Chaakals : Bhatta Kudu sir..!
As I’m being a guy who came from a sub-continent called Nellore and speak Telugu, I got startled..
Me speaking to Room Mate : Orey siggu lenoda..aame anta pedda maata anna kooda nuvvu siggulekunda inka aame vaipu choostaventra..shame shame, puppy shame..!
My roomie started explaining about that sentence..
Roomie : Mama Bhatta means the same Bhatta we use in Telugu, which means cloths or Bhattalu..
Now here’s the tricky part.. Kudu means not the one which you think about(you naughty boy!).. it is called as ivvandi..givvandi..!! make sense???
Me: Edo koddiga..!!
Ilaantivi naaku chaala jarigiayi lendi..even in Chennai where I got whacked when I used the words Poolu and Kundi..thinking they were common Telugu cum Tamil words.. and the funniest part with Tamilians is they can’t pronounce the sounds ‘HA’ and ‘PA’.. they replace it with ‘GA’ and ‘BA’ respectively…
They pronounce MaHEsh as MaGAysh..( nenu manasulo ila anukunte, mee Gays entra baabu…!)
NeHRu as NeGUru..(Naa Guru.. Nee Guru entra iguru mohamodaa..)
Padma as Bathma..(Bathma entra Badmaash nayalaa)..
So deeni bhatti arthamaina neethentante.. not only Russel Peters can manipulate and make fun of the languages and accent..KK also can do a little of it.. kikikiki..!!
